Shit Houstonians Say (OMG I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS RELEVANT TO ME)
I have said all of these especially:
- Could the baristas at Brasil be any more disdainful (ugh those fucking hipsters)
- The farthest outside the loop I’ll go is the Galleria (ok I take offense because I live literally on the edge of the loop by the Galleria)
- If you take me to Whata I’ll totally buy you a honey butter chicken biscuit (I have gotten lots of men this way)
- That is like so 281 (713 rep it!)
- You could not pay me to live in the Woodlands (omg once I had to drive out there and I almost killed myself)
- I thought Rosenberg was by Fredericksburg (srsly what is Rosenberg?!)
- You couldn’t pay me to take the bus (hello I’m white)
- You’re from Dallas, sucks to suck (all Dallas people are the worst. see: The A-List: Dallas)
YALL BITCHES JUST JEALOUS VERYTHING IN THE WOODLANDS IS BETTER
(via skylerelizabeth)
